TOP 10 WAYS TO GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MAKE SOME CASH!

Here are the top (somewhat terrible) 10 ways to make dollar bills right now

  1. Sell your junk online – Figure out what you don’t really need (your SO?) and just sell it on Craigslist
  2. Teach English online – Become a virtual teacher on VIPKid and teach some random Chinese kid English ($20/hour x 5 = cha-ching)
  3. Donate your sperm – I said enough
  4. Cut your neighbours grass – You really hit two bird with this one. First, you make cash and second you improve the looks of the neighbourhood’s drug den
  5. Use Ebates – Earn cashback and go on a shopping spree? Count me in!
  6. Rent out your parent’s bedroom – Go onto Airbnb and rent it out while your parents are out of town. Trust me they will be surprised when they come back
  7. Car-sharing – Unless your in a hick town known as Vancouver you can join Uber or Lyft and drive around to make some extra bucks. Just don’t get accused of sexual assault while you are at it
  8. Start a business – And then close it because you do not know the first thing about running a business
  9. Become a freelancer – Go onto Fiverr and pick up some work that will actually pay you. Love to draw then Fiverr is there for you. Love to do makeup then Fiverr has your back. Love to become a fairy princess…. sorry Fiverr cannot help your there
  10. Take photos and sell them on the internet for a fee – Take a picture of your toilet and put it on Shutterstock. You would be surprised to see that there are people willing to pay cash to use that specific image of your toilet

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