How Would Chuck Norris solve an Economic Crisis

One thing for sure if Chuck Norris’s principles controlled the world’s economy we all would be in a better place. Here are 5 top ways Chuck Norris would solve the current world slump

5. Bank of America would be forced to kiss the ass of every American and then kicked in the face with a roundhouse kick

4. Greece’s ass would be kicked out of the Eurozone

3. Apple would be shoved into Samsung’s ass

2. Chuck Norris would have punched Kweku Adoboli in the face before the UBS trader was even born

1. World Leaders would agree to open up trade as they know Chuck Norris can teleport out of nowhere and punch them with his beard

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